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Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
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Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
So if you've been on the beta server, you know that when someone dies, it pops up a hilarious message about that person dying..
NOW YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN!
Every now and then I'll check this thread and add YOUR deaths to the list!
Here's how you need to post your submission-
%d holds the name of the dead player.
%a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
%i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.
Here's the events you want to create happenings for-
NOTE: They all need to be past tense. And no more than PG13
-Drowning
-Cactus
-Fire
-Explosion
-Creeper
-Fall
-PVP
-Void
-Monsters
-Lava
-Other
-Suffocation
-Dispenser
For instance.. for drowning- %d is swimming with the fishes
For PvP- %a love tapped %d with a %i
MAKE YOUR OWN DEATHS!
NOW YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN!
Every now and then I'll check this thread and add YOUR deaths to the list!
Here's how you need to post your submission-
%d holds the name of the dead player.
%a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
%i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.
Here's the events you want to create happenings for-
NOTE: They all need to be past tense. And no more than PG13
-Drowning
-Cactus
-Fire
-Explosion
-Creeper
-Fall
-PVP
-Void
-Monsters
-Lava
-Other
-Suffocation
-Dispenser
For instance.. for drowning- %d is swimming with the fishes
For PvP- %a love tapped %d with a %i
MAKE YOUR OWN DEATHS!
Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
For the void deaths:
%d needs to go deeper...
For death by cacti:
Now %d don't touch that cactus...
For drowning:
%d forgot their scuba gear
For falling:
%d just couldn't take it anymore
I'm also voting for the "%d did not need a dispenser there" for dispenser deaths.
%d needs to go deeper...
For death by cacti:
Now %d don't touch that cactus...
For drowning:
%d forgot their scuba gear
For falling:
%d just couldn't take it anymore
I'm also voting for the "%d did not need a dispenser there" for dispenser deaths.
Epicgoblin- Administrator
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
Void death:
%d was/is on a Journey to the Centre of the Earth.
How did %d get down there anyway?
Dispenser:
%d has been dispensed with.
Drown:
%d is sleeping with the fishes.
(oops didn't realise that Chris had already put something like this down, but imo this sounds better)
Fall:
%d, that isn't how you fly.
Fire:
%d was lost in a blaze of glory.
%d was/is on a Journey to the Centre of the Earth.
How did %d get down there anyway?
Dispenser:
%d has been dispensed with.
Drown:
%d is sleeping with the fishes.
(oops didn't realise that Chris had already put something like this down, but imo this sounds better)
Fall:
%d, that isn't how you fly.
Fire:
%d was lost in a blaze of glory.
Manwich- Administrator
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
cacti
%d thought it was a tree
creeper:
a creeper creeped upon %d
suffocation:
%d forgot that sand and gravel falls down
PVP:
%d got a %i from %a in the face
Lava:
%d forgot the difference between lava and water
or
%d thought he could swim in lava too
Void:
%d, bedrock is there for a reason
fall:
%d, this is minecraft not portal
or
%d forgot to bring a parachute
or
%d just expierenced physics in action
or
%d, you are not a bird
btw, Epicgoblin your dispenser death is put in, guess how i knew that?
%d thought it was a tree
creeper:
a creeper creeped upon %d
suffocation:
%d forgot that sand and gravel falls down
PVP:
%d got a %i from %a in the face
Lava:
%d forgot the difference between lava and water
or
%d thought he could swim in lava too
Void:
%d, bedrock is there for a reason
fall:
%d, this is minecraft not portal
or
%d forgot to bring a parachute
or
%d just expierenced physics in action
or
%d, you are not a bird
btw, Epicgoblin your dispenser death is put in, guess how i knew that?
Last edited by bono364 on Sat May 21, 2011 11:17 am; edited 5 times in total (Reason for editing : forgot something)
Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
Cactus:
%d isn't picky about the trees they hug.
Creeper:
%d's intestines are over there now. *
Dispenser:
%d: Push button, receive death.
Gravity:
%d threw themself at the ground.
%d got down as fast as they could.
%d traveled at 32 feet/s².
Pig: (just in case)
%d was eaten by bacon.
Spider:
%d is the new Miss Muffet.
Skeleton:
%d got skewered by a %a.
%d painfully sprouted additional narrow wooden limbs. *
Slime:
%d mistook this place for Nickelodeon.
Suffocation:
%d is pushing up daisies.
TNT:
%d is now all around us.
Void:
%d is lost to the world.
Wolf:
%d became dog food.
The %a didn't appreciate %d's Michael Vick impression.
Zombie:
%d experienced the Rapture.
%d has joined the ranks of the undead.
%d will soon be green and slimy.
* These entries are taken from Zero Punctuation jokes.
%d isn't picky about the trees they hug.
Creeper:
%d's intestines are over there now. *
Dispenser:
%d: Push button, receive death.
Gravity:
%d threw themself at the ground.
%d got down as fast as they could.
%d traveled at 32 feet/s².
Pig: (just in case)
%d was eaten by bacon.
Spider:
%d is the new Miss Muffet.
Skeleton:
%d got skewered by a %a.
%d painfully sprouted additional narrow wooden limbs. *
Slime:
%d mistook this place for Nickelodeon.
Suffocation:
%d is pushing up daisies.
TNT:
%d is now all around us.
Void:
%d is lost to the world.
Wolf:
%d became dog food.
The %a didn't appreciate %d's Michael Vick impression.
Zombie:
%d experienced the Rapture.
%d has joined the ranks of the undead.
%d will soon be green and slimy.
* These entries are taken from Zero Punctuation jokes.
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
I like twenty's last one but it should be:
%d will soon be even more green and slimy
%d will soon be even more green and slimy
Manwich- Administrator
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
PVP:
%a poked %d with a(n) %i.
Lava:
%d sacrificed themself to the volcano gods.
Fire:
%d is no longer undercooked.
%a poked %d with a(n) %i.
Lava:
%d sacrificed themself to the volcano gods.
Fire:
%d is no longer undercooked.
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
What are PVP's?
emarkwick- Administrator
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
Fall:
%d couldn't wait for his plane
Cactus:
He does not like hugs, %d
Zombols:
%d: BRAAAAAINZZZZZ
Creeper:
%d is now found here, there, there and there
Spider:
%d is caught like a fly.
skeleton:
Stay out of my coffin %d
PVP:
%a owned %d
lava:
didn't you see the no diving sign %d?
suffocation:
never forget to breathe %d
%d couldn't wait for his plane
Cactus:
He does not like hugs, %d
Zombols:
%d: BRAAAAAINZZZZZ
Creeper:
%d is now found here, there, there and there
Spider:
%d is caught like a fly.
skeleton:
Stay out of my coffin %d
PVP:
%a owned %d
lava:
didn't you see the no diving sign %d?
suffocation:
never forget to breathe %d
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
Suffocation:
%d's gas mask didn't help this time.
Here lies %d, who was kind enough to bury themself.
Drowning:
%d had a very convincing Titanic impression.
PVP:
%a's %i met %d's face.
%a stabbed %d with a(n) %i!
Gravity:
%d forgot their parachute.
%d's gas mask didn't help this time.
Here lies %d, who was kind enough to bury themself.
Drowning:
%d had a very convincing Titanic impression.
PVP:
%a's %i met %d's face.
%a stabbed %d with a(n) %i!
Gravity:
%d forgot their parachute.
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
Fire:
%d failed to cook marshmallows.
Fall:
%d forgot the bungy cord.
%d missed the diving pool.
Dispenser:
That is not a furnace %d.
Lava:
Don't dig straight down %d.
Drowning:
%d had too much too drink.
%d failed to cook marshmallows.
Fall:
%d forgot the bungy cord.
%d missed the diving pool.
Dispenser:
That is not a furnace %d.
Lava:
Don't dig straight down %d.
Drowning:
%d had too much too drink.
emarkwick- Administrator
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
Drowning:
%d found Atlantis
%d thought he was a whale
or
%d tried to be Jesus
%d cant swim
PvP:
%a powned %d with (a) %i
%d just got blindsided with (a) %i by some B.A.M.F.
%d just got assassinated by %a wielding (a) %i
Fall:
%d thought he could fly
%d forgot he wasn't a bird
%d tried Defying Gravity
Suffocation:
%d forgot how to breath
Monsters:
1) Zombie:
A %a just ate %d's Brainzzzz
%d is now a Zambie
2) Spider:
%d forgot the bug spray at home
Void:
%d dug a hole to China
Dispencer:
%d thought it dispensed Cake
Lightning (cause it DOES happen):
Flash Gordon payed %d a visit
%d became a human lightning rod
%d found Atlantis
%d thought he was a whale
or
%d tried to be Jesus
%d cant swim
PvP:
%a powned %d with (a) %i
%d just got blindsided with (a) %i by some B.A.M.F.
%d just got assassinated by %a wielding (a) %i
Fall:
%d thought he could fly
%d forgot he wasn't a bird
%d tried Defying Gravity
Suffocation:
%d forgot how to breath
Monsters:
1) Zombie:
A %a just ate %d's Brainzzzz
%d is now a Zambie
2) Spider:
%d forgot the bug spray at home
Void:
%d dug a hole to China
Dispencer:
%d thought it dispensed Cake
Lightning (cause it DOES happen):
Flash Gordon payed %d a visit
%d became a human lightning rod
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
EARN YOUR OWN SET OF BETA TOOLS!
The first person to add ALL the deaths listed above will have earned a set of diamond tools!
Rules:
You must reupload the file via pastebin
It must be in the correct format (just use the current format as an example)
Here's where you can get the file http://pastebin.com/0i01Za4c
Just paste that into a program like notepad (or preferably Notepad++ ) and edit away!
NOTE: You can't add anymore types of deaths, so don't try.
The first person to add ALL the deaths listed above will have earned a set of diamond tools!
Rules:
You must reupload the file via pastebin
It must be in the correct format (just use the current format as an example)
Here's where you can get the file http://pastebin.com/0i01Za4c
Just paste that into a program like notepad (or preferably Notepad++ ) and edit away!
NOTE: You can't add anymore types of deaths, so don't try.
Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
Okay, done. How do I get it to you?
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
use the paste bin website, you don't need to make an account. just paste it there. then click on submit or whatever.. then post the url that appears in your browser address bar after you click submit and paste that here.
Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
Okay. Here ya go: http://pastebin.com/WweqyxMp
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!
if people keep replying with deaths, we can keep having the mini-contests
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