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Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by TheChrisHill on Fri May 20, 2011 11:12 pm

So if you've been on the beta server, you know that when someone dies, it pops up a hilarious message about that person dying..

NOW YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN!

Every now and then I'll check this thread and add YOUR deaths to the list!

Here's how you need to post your submission-

%d holds the name of the dead player.
%a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
%i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.

Here's the events you want to create happenings for-

NOTE: They all need to be past tense. And no more than PG13

-Drowning
-Cactus
-Fire
-Explosion
-Creeper
-Fall
-PVP
-Void
-Monsters
-Lava
-Other
-Suffocation
-Dispenser

For instance.. for drowning- %d is swimming with the fishes

For PvP- %a love tapped %d with a %i

MAKE YOUR OWN DEATHS!
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by Epicgoblin on Sat May 21, 2011 6:27 am

For the void deaths:

%d needs to go deeper...

For death by cacti:

Now %d don't touch that cactus...

For drowning:

%d forgot their scuba gear

For falling:

%d just couldn't take it anymore

I'm also voting for the "%d did not need a dispenser there" for dispenser deaths.
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by Manwich on Sat May 21, 2011 6:42 am

Void death:
%d was/is on a Journey to the Centre of the Earth.

How did %d get down there anyway?

Dispenser:
%d has been dispensed with.

Drown:
%d is sleeping with the fishes.
(oops didn't realise that Chris had already put something like this down, but imo this sounds better)

Fall:
%d, that isn't how you fly.

Fire:
%d was lost in a blaze of glory.



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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by bono364 on Sat May 21, 2011 7:39 am

cacti
%d thought it was a tree

creeper:
a creeper creeped upon %d

suffocation:
%d forgot that sand and gravel falls down

PVP:
%d got a %i from %a in the face

Lava:
%d forgot the difference between lava and water
or
%d thought he could swim in lava too

Void:
%d, bedrock is there for a reason

fall:
%d, this is minecraft not portal
or
%d forgot to bring a parachute
or
%d just expierenced physics in action
or
%d, you are not a bird


btw, Epicgoblin your dispenser death is put in, guess how i knew that?















Last edited by bono364 on Sat May 21, 2011 11:17 am; edited 5 times in total (Reason for editing : forgot something)
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by Twentydragon on Sat May 21, 2011 3:23 pm

Cactus:
%d isn't picky about the trees they hug.

Creeper:
%d's intestines are over there now. *

Dispenser:
%d: Push button, receive death.

Gravity:
%d threw themself at the ground.
%d got down as fast as they could.
%d traveled at 32 feet/s².

Pig: (just in case)
%d was eaten by bacon.

Spider:
%d is the new Miss Muffet.

Skeleton:
%d got skewered by a %a.
%d painfully sprouted additional narrow wooden limbs. *

Slime:
%d mistook this place for Nickelodeon.

Suffocation:
%d is pushing up daisies.

TNT:
%d is now all around us.

Void:
%d is lost to the world.

Wolf:
%d became dog food.
The %a didn't appreciate %d's Michael Vick impression.

Zombie:
%d experienced the Rapture.
%d has joined the ranks of the undead.
%d will soon be green and slimy.

* These entries are taken from Zero Punctuation jokes.

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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by Manwich on Sat May 21, 2011 6:45 pm

I like twenty's last one but it should be:
%d will soon be even more green and slimy

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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by Twentydragon on Sat May 21, 2011 9:29 pm

PVP:
%a poked %d with a(n) %i.

Lava:
%d sacrificed themself to the volcano gods.

Fire:
%d is no longer undercooked.

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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by emarkwick on Sun May 22, 2011 3:21 am

What are PVP's?

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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by TheChrisHill on Sun May 22, 2011 3:22 am

player vs player. when a player kills another player
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by sebga1 on Sun May 22, 2011 8:21 am

Fall:
%d couldn't wait for his plane

Cactus:
He does not like hugs, %d

Zombols:
%d: BRAAAAAINZZZZZ

Creeper:
%d is now found here, there, there and there

Spider:
%d is caught like a fly.

skeleton:
Stay out of my coffin %d

PVP:
%a owned %d

lava:
didn't you see the no diving sign %d?

suffocation:
never forget to breathe %d
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by Twentydragon on Sun May 22, 2011 8:26 am

Suffocation:
%d's gas mask didn't help this time.
Here lies %d, who was kind enough to bury themself.

Drowning:
%d had a very convincing Titanic impression.

PVP:
%a's %i met %d's face.
%a stabbed %d with a(n) %i!

Gravity:
%d forgot their parachute.

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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by emarkwick on Mon May 23, 2011 12:22 am

Fire:
%d failed to cook marshmallows.

Fall:
%d forgot the bungy cord.
%d missed the diving pool.

Dispenser:
That is not a furnace %d.

Lava:
Don't dig straight down %d.

Drowning:
%d had too much too drink.

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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by loha96 on Mon May 23, 2011 5:41 am

Drowning:
%d found Atlantis
%d thought he was a whale
or
%d tried to be Jesus
%d cant swim

PvP:
%a powned %d with (a) %i
%d just got blindsided with (a) %i by some B.A.M.F.
%d just got assassinated by %a wielding (a) %i

Fall:
%d thought he could fly
%d forgot he wasn't a bird
%d tried Defying Gravity

Suffocation:
%d forgot how to breath

Monsters:
1) Zombie:
A %a just ate %d's Brainzzzz
%d is now a Zambie
2) Spider:
%d forgot the bug spray at home

Void:
%d dug a hole to China

Dispencer:
%d thought it dispensed Cake

Lightning (cause it DOES happen):
Flash Gordon payed %d a visit
%d became a human lightning rod


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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by TheChrisHill on Tue May 24, 2011 12:28 am

EARN YOUR OWN SET OF BETA TOOLS!

The first person to add ALL the deaths listed above will have earned a set of diamond tools!

Rules:

You must reupload the file via pastebin
It must be in the correct format (just use the current format as an example)

Here's where you can get the file http://pastebin.com/0i01Za4c

Just paste that into a program like notepad (or preferably Notepad++ ) and edit away!

NOTE: You can't add anymore types of deaths, so don't try.
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by Twentydragon on Tue May 24, 2011 12:53 am

Okay, done. How do I get it to you?

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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by TheChrisHill on Tue May 24, 2011 1:00 am

use the paste bin website, you don't need to make an account. just paste it there. then click on submit or whatever.. then post the url that appears in your browser address bar after you click submit and paste that here.
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by Twentydragon on Tue May 24, 2011 1:02 am

Okay. Here ya go: http://pastebin.com/WweqyxMp

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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by TheChrisHill on Tue May 24, 2011 1:29 am

Twenty Wins!
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by TheChrisHill on Tue May 24, 2011 1:30 am

if people keep replying with deaths, we can keep having the mini-contests
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Re: Create Your Own Beta Deaths!

Post by bono364 on Tue May 24, 2011 12:22 pm

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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